French class...

Estaba viendo las noticias sobre Yahoo y encontré unas frases ingleses
traducidas en francés. El titulo de la pagina inglesa:
"Some useful French phrases" Let's see...It made me laugh so much.
Todavia me estoy preguntando si es humor ingles... A ver que piensas tu ?

Greetings
"You've put on weight" "Tu as grossi"

General chit-chat
"Would you stop spitting on me while you're talking!"
"Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!"

"You have a chive on your tooth." "Vous avez de la ciboulette sur votre dent"

"You're a complete moron" "Tu es completement debile"

"As a child, was your cradle rocked too close to the wall?" "On t'a bercé trop près du mur?"

Helping Others

"I'd help you, but I don't like you." "Je vous aurais bien aide, mais je ne vous aime pas."

"My God your children are ugly!" "Mon Dieu, que vos enfants sont laids"


Eating out
"How many of your customers have died?" "Combien de vos clients sont morts?"

"This restaurant isn't as good as Mc.Donald's" "Ce restaurant n'est pas aussi bon que le Mc.Donalds'

"Did these fish die of radiation sickness?" "Ces poissons, ils sont mort d'irradiation?"

"I think this wine has been drunk before." "Je pense que ce vin a déjà ete bu"

"Your children are very attractive. Are they adopted?" "Vos enfants sont très beaux. Ils sont adoptes?"

Avez-vous quelque chose à déclarer ? Do you have anything to declare?

"Only my genius"(Oscar Wilde) "Juste mon genie"

"Long live Algeria" "Vive l'Algerie"

Aqui es la respuesta a mi pregunta:
"Any damages caused by taking the contents of this page seriously are deemed to be the result of your own stupidity for listening to me in the first place."

Me siento mejor...sabia que los franceses no estan querido por mucha gente pero no me imaginaba este tipo de comentarios .... AHAHAHAHAH !!!